Kerry's Komedy Klub

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Things kids write in religious studies class ...

'A man should have only one spouse...this is called monotony.'

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A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a
particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with
these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!"

The doctor chimed in,
"I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!"

The pastor said, "Hey,
here comes the green-keeper. Let's have a word with him."

"Hi George. Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"

The green-keeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind fire-fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."

The group was silent for a moment. The pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."

The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them."

The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"

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Food Labels.

ON A TIRIMISU DESERT

'Do not turn upside down'. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)

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Food Labels.

ON A POPULAR UK BREAD PUDDING

'Product will be hot after heating'

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Strange Labels.

ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON
' Do not Iron clothes on body '

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Strange Labels.

ON A WELL KNOWN UK CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE

'Do not drive or operate machinery while taking this medication'.

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Strange Labels.

ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID)
'Warning: may cause drowsiness'

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Strange Labels.


ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE
'Warning -  keep out of children'

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Strange Labels.

ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS

'For indoor or outdoor use only'.

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Strange Labels.

ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW

'Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands'