Kerry's Komedy Klub

[Kerry]

[injest]

Oops! 

LOL!! I am just saying! If you were going down to have your picture made for the paper to announce your engagement, I realize you want to wear your Sunday best and all but READ your shirt first!

or have someone read it TO you, if you have to!

[Kerry]

[Kerry]

[southendmd]

Happy Pride, Kerry!

That reminds me:  I once saw Sylvester in concert, about twenty years ago.

I recall that he said, "Some days, I wake up feeling so fabulous, I just don't know what to do with myself."

[Kerry]

Happy Pride, Kerry!

That reminds me:  I once saw Sylvester in concert, about twenty years ago.

I recall that he said, "Some days, I wake up feeling so fabulous, I just don't know what to do with myself."

   Happy Pride to you too, Paul!

[Kerry]

[Katie77]

How to Tell the Sex of a  Fly




A  woman walked into the kitchen to find her
Husband  standing around  with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?"
She  asked.

"Hunting Flies"
He responded.

"Oh. ! Killing  any?"
She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he  replied.




Intrigued,  she asked.
"How  can you tell them apart?" 

He responded,
"3  were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.     
 


 

 



 

 

 

 



 

[dot-matrix]

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office.. but she was dating someone else.

One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you....The girl looked at him, and then said,'NO!'

Eddie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.'

She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend...so she called him and explained the situation.

Her boy friend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast He won't even be able to get his pants down.' She agreed and accepts the proposal.

Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.....?

Still breathing hard, she managed to reply,    'The bastard had all quarters!' 

[Kerry]

Archbishop Peter Jensen is the Anglican Primate of Sydney. As such, he is one of Australia's most senior clergyman. He also happens to be a particularly unpleasant, self-promoting, bitter, twisted, nasty little bigot and homophobe. For example, he recently attended a synod of extreme rightist Anglican clergyman, held in Jerusalem. It goes without saying that the Archbishop of Canterbury, who is supposed to be their superior, did not attend. One of the major reasons for the Jerusalem Synod was to discuss the present crisis in the Anglican Church, presented by the "problem" of homosexuality. Needless to say, this nasty little man inspired me to draw a couple of satirical cartoons about him. To see more of my cartoons, go here:

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