Kerry's Komedy Klub

[Katie77]

THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED NANNA !

The computer swallowed Nanna.
Yes, honestly its true!
She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.

It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin 
A ND files of every kind,
I've even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.

In desperation, I asked Mummy,   
My searches to refine.
The reply from her was negative, 
Not a thing was found 'online.'     
So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
My Nanna you should see,
Please 'Copy,''Scan' and 'Paste' her
A ND send her back to me. 

[Kerry]

THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED NANNA !

The computer swallowed Nanna.
Yes, honestly its true!
She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.

It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin 
A ND files of every kind,
I've even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.

In desperation, I asked Mummy,   
My searches to refine.
The reply from her was negative, 
Not a thing was found 'online.'     
So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
My Nanna you should see,
Please 'Copy,''Scan' and 'Paste' her
A ND send her back to me. 

Aww, that's sooo cute! 

[Kerry]

[Katie77]

Heres another little poem i received today.....its pretty cute too. (and very true, lol)


Cleaning Poem 

I asked the Lord to tell me

Why my house is such a mess.

He asked if I'd been 'computering',

And I had to answer 'yes.'



He told me to get off my fanny

And tidy up the house.

And so I started cleaning up...

The smudges off my mouse.


I wiped and shined the topside.

That really did the trick...

I was just admiring my work...

I didn't mean to 'click.'



But click, I did, and oops I found

A real absorbing site.

That I got SO way into.

I was into it all night.<<Sigh>>



Nothing's changed except my mouse

It's very, very shiny.

I guess my house will stay a mess...

While I sit here on my hiney.

[Katie77]

Just what the Doctor ordered .....               
 

This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are
there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and
sometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's
Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a
room of other patients I know most of us have experienced this,
and I love the way this old guy handled it:

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and
approached the desk.... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you
seeing the Doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my dick", he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come
into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment
in this room full of people. You should have said there is something
wrong with your ear or something, and discussed the problem further
with the Doctor in private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full
of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??"

"There's something wrong with my ear", he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had
taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"

"I can't piss out of it," he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.


 

 

 

[Kerry]

Just what the Doctor ordered .....               
 

This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are
there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and
sometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's
Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a
room of other patients I know most of us have experienced this,
and I love the way this old guy handled it:

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and
approached the desk.... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you
seeing the Doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my dick", he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come
into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment
in this room full of people. You should have said there is something
wrong with your ear or something, and discussed the problem further
with the Doctor in private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full
of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??"

"There's something wrong with my ear", he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had
taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"

"I can't piss out of it," he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

 

   Good on him!   

My doctor's receptionist wouldn't DARE ask his patients what's wrong with them. It's an inner-city practice in the heart of Sydney's gay ghetto. My doctor is gay, as is most of his client base. She knows it's best NOT to ask!       

[Kerry]

[southendmd]

This is funny . . . . . .

Go to Google and type in the word Google backwards and then click on I'm Feeling Lucky.

    

very clever indeed!

[Kerry]

very clever indeed!

Glad you liked it, Paul.   

Did your screen view return to normal OK? 

[Kerry]