Kerry's Komedy Klub

[Dagi]

I love your cartoons, Kerry!

[TXdoug]

Thanks, Kerry, for your reply and cartoon.

Happy Summer in OZ 

Happy Holidays Everywhere and To Everyone 

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The children begged for a hamster, and after the fervent vow
that they alone would care for it, they got one. They named it
Danny. Two months later, when Mom found herself responsible
for cleaning and feeding the creature, she located a prospective
new home for it.

The children took the news of Danny's imminent departure quite
well, though one of them remarked, "He's been around here a
long time. We'll miss him."

"Yes," Mom replied, "But he's too much work for one person, and
since I'm that one person, I say he goes."

Another child offered, " Well, maybe if he didn't eat so much and
wouldn't be so messy, we could keep him."

But Mom was firm, "It's time to take Danny to his new home now,"
she insisted. "Go and get his cage."

With one voice and in tearful outrage the children shouted,
"Danny ? We thought you said Daddy !!"

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A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself,
Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that
son of a bitch is nine. . . " His mother heard what he was
saying and gasped, "What are you doing ?"

The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."
"And is this how your teacher taught you to do it ?" she asked.
"Yes." he answered.
Infuriated, the mother went to see the teacher.
"What are you teaching my son in math ?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."
The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say, two plus
two, that son of a bitch is four ?"

After she stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught
them was two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH is four.

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A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was
squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying
attention.
She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite
embarrassed and whispered that he had recently been
circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to
go down to the principal's office.

He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should
do about it.. He did it and returned to class.
Suddenly there was a commotion at the back of the room.
She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his
desk with his penis hanging out.

"I thought I told you to call your mom, " she said.
"I did," he said, And she told me that if I could stick it our
till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."

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A father watched his precious 6 year old daughter playing
in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and
innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she stopped and stared
at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was
looking at two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
"So the other one is a Mummy Longlegs? she asked.
"No," said her father, "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot
and stomped them flat.

"Well, we;re not having any of that queer stuff in our garden."

 

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Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine warm day.

One remarked to the other, "Windy, isn't it ?"

"No, " the second man replied, "it's Thursday."

And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a beer."
 

[Kerry]

I love your cartoons, Kerry!

Thank ya kindly, Dagi. Will post more in the New Year. 

[Kerry]

Thanks, Kerry, for your reply and cartoon.

Happy Summer in OZ 

Happy Holidays Everywhere and To Everyone 

Happy holidays to you, too, Doug.   

Would I be right in guessing that you probably have a relatively mild winter in Texas, compared to other icy parts of America, further north?