Kerry's Komedy Klub

[Kerry]

That was a challenge for my multi-focal lenses, Dottie. 

They had a great deal of trouble reading your sign, when I stood in front of my PC with my head bent unside-down!  Get a mental picture! 

I've gotta ask, what is an "Australian Browncoat"? 

[Kerry]

[dot-matrix]

That was a challenge for my multi-focal lenses, Dottie. 

They had a great deal of trouble reading your sign, when I stood in front of my PC with my head bent unside-down!  Get a mental picture! 

I've gotta ask, what is an "Australian Browncoat"? 

Well hell Kerry if you don't know how am I supposed to know    Seriously as best as I can figure it has something to do with folks who are obsessed with the DVD's for two shows/movies called Firefly and Serenity.  Other than that I haven't a clue. 

[Katie77]

Well hell Kerry if you don't know how am I supposed to know    Seriously as best as I can figure it has something to do with folks who are obsessed with the DVD's for two shows/movies called Firefly and Serenity.  Other than that I haven't a clue. 

HUH !!!!.........thats news to me

[Kerry]

Well hell Kerry if you don't know how am I supposed to know    Seriously as best as I can figure it has something to do with folks who are obsessed with the DVD's for two shows/movies called Firefly and Serenity.  Other than that I haven't a clue. 

"I see," said the blind man. "It's as clear as mud!"        

[Dagi]

  You bet it´s going to get hot !

[Katie77]

Encounter with St.  Peter

After a night of  drinking, Ross crept into bed beside his wife who  was

already asleep.  He gave  her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.

When he awoke, he found a strange  man standing at the end of his bed

Wearing a long flowing white  robe.

"Who the hell are you?" demanded  Ross, "and what are you doing in my

bedroom?"

The mysterious Man answered, "This  isn't your bedroom, Ross, and I'm St.

Peter".

Ross was stunned "You mean  I'm dead!!!  That can't be, I have so much  to

live for, I haven't said goodbye  to my family. You've got to send me back

straight  away".

St Peter replied, "Yes, you can be  reincarnated but there is a catch. We

Can only send you back as a dog or  a hen."

Ross was devastated, but  knowing there was a farm not far from his house,

he asked to be sent back as a  hen.

A flash of light later, he was  covered in feathers and clucking around

pecking the ground. "This ain't so  bad," he thought until he felt this

strange feeling welling up inside  him. The farmyard rooster strolled over

and said, "So you're the new hen,  how are you enjoying your first day

here?"

"It's not so bad," replies Ross,  "but I have this strange feeling inside

like I'm about to  explode".

"You're ovulating," explained the  rooster, "don't tell me you've never laid

an egg  before."

"Never," replies  Ross.

"Well just relax and let it  happen."

And so he did and after a few  uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out

from under his tail.  An  immense feeling of relief swept over him and his

emotions got the better of him as  he experienced motherhood for the first

time.  When he laid his  second egg, the feeling of happiness was

overwhelming and he knew that  being reincarnated as a hen was the best

thing that had happened to him  ever!!!

The joy kept coming and as he was  just about to lay his third egg he felt

An enormous smack on the back of  his head and heard his wife shouting,

"Ross, wake up  you drunken bastard, you're shitting the  bed
 

[Kerry]

I love everything about Brokeback Mountain with every fibre of my being. It changed my life. I would never do anything to hurt Jack and Ennis. I make the following posts in a spirit of good humour and fun, in the true spirit of the Komedy Klub. I mean no disrespect. If anyone is offended by the following pics, kindly send me a PM and I will delete them immediately.

[dot-matrix]

I love everything about Brokeback Mountain with every fibre of my being. It changed my life. I would never do anything to hurt Jack and Ennis. I make the following posts in a spirit of good humour and fun, in the true spirit of the Komedy Klub. I mean no disrespect. If anyone is offended by the following pics, kindly send me a PM and I will delete them immediately.

 

Those are hilarious

[Kerry]

Those are hilarious

Glad you like them, Dottie. I thought they were funny too.