Kerry's Komedy Klub

[Kerry]

[Kerry]

[Kerry]

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The school teacher asked James, "How many letters in the alphabet?"

James replied, "Eleven."

Puzzled, the teacher asked, "Why do you think the alphabet has only eleven letters ?"

"Easy," replied James confidently. "T.H.E. A.L.P.H.A.B.E.T. That's eleven letters."


smart kid.....

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Teacher : Now Susan, can you tell me where God lives ?"

Susan : Miss, I think he lives in the bathroom."

Teacher : In the bathroom? Why do you think that?

Susan : Because every morning, I can hear my father
knock on the  bathroom door and say, "God, are you
still in there ?"

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KIDS IN CHURCH

3 year old Reese : "Our Father, Who art in heaven, Harold is
His name. Amen."

A little boy was overheard praying : "Lord, if you can't
make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a
real good time like I am."

After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason
sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father
asked him three times what was wrong.
Finally the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us
brought up in a Christian home, and I want to stay with you guys."

One particular four-year-old prayed, "And forgive us our
trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."

A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the
way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in
church ?"
One bright little girl replied, "Because people are
sleeping."

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Some Q & A

Q. Where can women over the age of 60 find young, sexy
men who are interested in them ?
A. Try a bookstore. Under Fiction.

Q . What can a man do while his wife is going through
menopause ?
A. Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish
the basement. When you are done, you will have a place to
live.

Q. How can you increase the heart rate of your 60 plus
husband ?
A. Tell him you're pregnant.

Q. How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk
by a mirror ?
A. The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

Q. Why should 60 + people use valet parking ?
A. Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q. Is it common for 60+ people to have problems with short
term memory loss ?
A. Storing memory is not a problem. Retrieving it is a problem.

Q. As people age, do they sleep more soundly ?
A. Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q. Where do 60+ year olds look for fashionable glasses ?
A. Their foreheads.

Q. What is the most common remark made by 60+ year
olds when they enter antique stores ?
A. "I remember that."


Q. What do you get if you cross an imsomniac, an agnostic and
a dyslexic ?
A.Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Q.What is the best thing to take when you are run down ?
A.The registration of the vehicle.

[TXdoug]

Happy Day in OZ, Kerry

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[Kerry]

Happy Day in OZ, Kerry

{{{ Kerry }}}

Hi Doug! 

[Kerry]

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