> LIFE IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL
>
> A nurse walks into a room and sees a patient pretending he's driving a
> truck, with his hands at 10 to 2. The nurse asks him, 'Kenny! What are you
> doing?'
> Kenny replies, 'Can't talk right now I'm driving to Melbourne !' The nurse
> wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.
> The next day the nurse enters Kenny's room just as he stops driving his
> imaginary truck and she asks,
> 'Well Kenny, how was your trip?'
> Kenny says, 'I'm exhausted, I just got into Melbourne and I need some
> rest.
> That's great,' replied the nurse, 'I'm glad you had a safe trip.'
> The nurse leaves Kenny's room, and then goes across the hall into another
> patients' room and finds Davo sitting on his bed masturbating vigorously.
> Shocked, she shouts, 'Davo what are you doing!?' To which Davo replies,
>
> 'Shhh, I'm shagging Kenny's wife while he's in Melbourne '.
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