Kerry's Komedy Klub

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At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of
a Synagogue.



While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, 'I notice you
buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?'



'Good question,' noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them back to the
candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles.'



'Oh,' replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
question had a practical answer.



But on he went, in his obnoxious way:



'What about all these bread-wafer purchases? What do you do with the
crumbs?'



'Ah, yes,' replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was trying to trap
him with an unanswerable question. 'We collect them and send them back to
the manufacturers, and every now and then they send us a free box of
bread-wafers.'



'I see,' replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the
know-it-all Rabbi. 'Well, Rabbi,' he went on, 'what do you do with all the
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?'



'Here, too, we do not waste,' answered the Rabbi..............





 


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What we do is save all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once
a year ......... they send us a complete dick.

[Kerry]

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10, 9, 8, 7, 6 . . . . . (countdown to when PhotoBucket deletes it!)

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[Katie77]

Hillary Clinton went to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she's pregnant. She
is furious. Here she is in the middle of her first term as Senator of New York and this has
happened to her. She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming;
"How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on right now, you go and get me
pregnant! How could you? I can't believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and
it is all your fault! Your fault! Well, what have you got to say?" 

There is dead silence on the phone. She screams again, "Did you hear me?" Finally she
hears Bill's very, very quiet voice. In a barely audible whisper, he says, "Who is this?"