Some friends were sitting at a bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says, "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know . . .
"Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."
The second guy says, "I'm a D.I.N.K. you know . . . .
"Double Income, No Kids."
The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B. you know . . . .
"Rich Urban Biker."
They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?"
She replies, " I'm A W.I.F.E. you know . . . .
"Wash, Iron, F**k Etc."
A second girl answers their question before they even
ask it. "I'm a B.I.T.C.H."
"What exactly is a B.I.T.C.H ?" they ask in unison.
"Babe In Total Control of Herself."
So ladies, next time somebody calls you a "Bitch" ~~
SMILE and say "Thank you."