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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1330 on: February 12, 2018, 07:06:59 pm »
have some pizza.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1331 on: February 16, 2018, 05:49:15 pm »
move your books

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1332 on: February 16, 2018, 08:41:45 pm »
eat less meat


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1333 on: February 17, 2018, 05:46:26 pm »
brush your kitties

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1334 on: February 18, 2018, 12:16:41 pm »
visit with family


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1335 on: February 18, 2018, 04:10:15 pm »
place stuff orderly

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1336 on: February 19, 2018, 10:17:43 am »
just sleep in


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1337 on: February 21, 2018, 07:49:39 pm »
spend fun money


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1338 on: February 23, 2018, 04:46:23 pm »
refurnish your livingroom

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Re: Life Advice in Three Words
« Reply #1339 on: February 23, 2018, 06:53:33 pm »
stimulate the economy


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!