MONROE:((Has travelled to Texas post-haste))
**Well, I was hoping to cater an impressively grand-style
haute cuisine affair for my first assignment, but according to my information, strangely enough
this is the meal the groom would find most fitting to the occasion and his mood of the day
: **
** While the Über-Texan father-in-law, who just happens to be paying for the whole shinding, cannot accept anything but this here:
Barbequed whole bulls with plenty of
condiments ketchup on the side - the only meal fitting for
real men in every festive occasion, is his creed as far as I understand.
((Sighs))
** Well, at least I'll have no difficulty getting this done in time for the wedding - there are calf ropers all over the place down here in Texas, and lots of bull-riders too. I'm sure one of them will bring me the necessary bulls to get the barbeque going! **